one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
I was feelin’ groovy today
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
In 2009, Planned Parenthood provided 4,009,549 contraceptive services, 3,955,926 sexually transmitted disease services, 1,830,811 cancer related services, and 1,178,369 pregnancy/prenatal/midlife services. The organization also conducts 1 million screenings for cervical cancer and 830,000 breast exams every year. 75% of their clients have incomes at or below 150 percent of the federal poverty level. Shutting them down will harm millions of people.
In 2009, Planned Parenthood killed 332,278 human beings. I would rather ‘harm’ millions of people than see one innocent child killed.
By the way, why can’t Planned Parenthood continue to provide the services you listed without killing little unborn boys and girls?
This just in: (although no one’s surprised) anti-choicers don’t care about the already born, all they care about is the fetus.
Way to go jackass.
Look on the bright side: at least, they’re being honest and blatant about it now. Then again, it’s not like we had to guess.
EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR FUCKING CHANGES.
JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS.
ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS.
TWO-IF HE/SHE SINGULAR PRONOUNS DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SUBJECT GIVEN, THEY/THEM MAY BE USED AS A SINGULAR PRONOUN, BUT ONLY IN REFERENCE TO A PERSON.
Your friendly English major